F*ck Normal, Who's With Me?

My Dog Ate My Vibrator
Jun 2, 2023
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Updated: Aug 26, 2023

This really says it all, doesn't it? I don't want to settle. I want the whole kit-and-kaboodle. I want the dream. I want to be with someone who is both my greatest adventure & my home. Who is with me?

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